blocked up

British slang for being high on drugs.

"That was the weirdest gig ever. The band were obviously all blocked up."

by Killthepopular October 8, 2016

Blocked iOS

Blocked is the best player in vpn clan. He is 120fps and plays as a true god. Often pushes too much.

Omg look its Blocked iOS he is such a good player!

by EternityGo August 11, 2020

Cop Blocked

Whenever any/all of your present fun would be stopped/prevented by an officer of the law.

John: Man, we were racing back to my house from the mall and Joey got COP BLOCKED about three miles back...

by TheSloppyJoe October 14, 2009

Job Blocked

When a Co-worker or boss prevents you from applying Or Blocks you from another job or position, due to being an ass OR not wanting to loose a valued asset. Similar to Cock Blocked but in a work related situation.

Jim in accounting job blocked me for that promotion.

by J.Marinaro May 8, 2013

Car cock blocked

When you're trying to speed on the highway and some asshole blocks your lane driving at or under the speed limit when they don't have to. Especially frustrating when the road is completely traffic free except for the guy ahead of you

Driver: Fuck!

Passenger: What?

Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow

Passenger: You just got car cock blocked

Driver: Feels bad man

by mr.snruB November 15, 2010

Sock Blocked

To have placed a large quantity of dirty laundry in front of all possible exits, making it impossible to leave the "sock blocked" room.

Skyler: Let me clear out the middle of the room.

Meghan: Sounds good. Put the laundry by the door.

Skyler: How do we get out?

Meghan: I don't know. We just sock blocked ourselves.

by Skitlles&Meggles July 14, 2011

blackhead

Dirty sebacious matter clogging a pore to the point it is visible to others. Most often found on noses, cheeks and chins, though they can develop anywhere. They are often satisfying to squeeze. They are also a sign the person does not take very good care of him- or herself.

My ex-wife, who turned out to be a pig, let her whole nose get full of blackheads. Everyone thought they were freckles.

by Hooting Harry February 9, 2005