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Bieber Fever

noun.

a. Synonym for deafness and/or mental handicap.
b. A disease which causes retardation in girls and borderline homosexuality in boys. No known cure as of yet.
a)

Guy: Hey what's wrong with that girl, why's she listening to Justin Beaver?
Guy 2: I think she's got Bieber fever
Guy: HAHA, what a retard, probably never heard REAL music in her life.

b)

Mom: Is he okay? What's happening?
Doctor: Maam, I'm afraid we've had to put down your son... I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do, he had a real bad case of Bieber fever. We had to kill him, it was for his own good.
Mom: Oh... Well, I guess it's for the best.
Doctor: Damn right it's for the best, only fags and retard like that little chipmunk.
by tata12 November 19, 2010
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Justin Beiber

How you spell "Justin Bieber" if you want to annoy all his little 10-year old fans (aka his only ones).
If you don't know who justin bieber is by now, consider yourself lucky. Never force yourself to listen to his music. If you do, they will come for you & try to convert you. Even though he completely sucks.
what will happen if you use this:

You: Justin Beiber.
10 year old: 0MGZZZ UR N0T A R3@L F@N U DiDN'T SP3LL HiS N@M3 RiGHT U R LiK33 { T0T3SSS } ANN0YiNG. G3T @W@Y FR0M HiM!!!!!!!
by 1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjkl January 26, 2011
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Justin Bieber shape

/dʒʌstɪn bi:bəɹ ʃeɪp/

noun

: the external parts of the female genital organs

Mod.Eng. from <Justin Bieber> + <shape>, first use c.2011
M: I have the stupidest desire to purchase silly bandz
G: They're rubber bands
G: That have something to do with farmville and... justin bieber.
M: they come in justin bieber shapes!
G: I'll come in your justin bieber shape.
G: Wait

Oh god delete that

Undo

UNDO
by spearwolf February 26, 2011
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BieberHair

An androgynous hair-style that makes one look stupid.
OMG! My BF won't ask the stylist for a BieberHair cut, I am so ready to dump him.
by seven of ten November 21, 2010
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Beberse

From the root - beber - which means to drink in Spanish. Adding the "se" makes the verb reflexive, hence making the word "to drink oneself."

This had also been proven - sticking a straw in a resevoir of saliva in the side of your mouth, sticking the other end of the straw in the middle of your mouth, and sipping the latter will result in the drinking of your own saliva.
Trying to fend off dehydration, James se bebe saliva.

Note: Here, the verb is conjugated.
by Skoufis October 26, 2004
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Bieber Fever

The biggest epidemic since the Black Plague.

Millions of women aged 3-60 have been affected by it. Although most men are immune, a couple have shown small signs of this deadly illness.

Symptoms include:
Loss of friends
Tone-deafness
Constant searching for gossip about Justin Bieber
And the developing of Edward Cullen Disease.

The only cure is more cowbell.
I've got BIEBER FEVER, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!
by Lucio Soph October 20, 2010
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Justin Beiber

A talentless little gayboy who sings about girls all the time to cover up the fact that he's a homosexual. He says the word shawty way to much and likes to pretend he's black and gangster even though he is essentially whiter than sour cream.
FanGirl: OMG i love Justin Beiber he is so talented and hot. I will marry him one day. Me: He is not hot and if you ever do end up marrying him which I doubt then there is a very high chance he will one day leave you and your children for a man.
by AnarchyGirl March 28, 2010
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