virgin blumpkin

A popular variation of the blumpkin where head is still given, but no shit is taken.

Yo dog. My girl isn't very adventurous so we're starting off with a virgin blumpkin. Baby steps, dig?

by Mai Vang August 11, 2004

country blumpkin

n. the receiving of a blumpkin in an outhouse

uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin

by alexandrob August 23, 2004

country Blumpkin

The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".

Cletus gladly washed his sister's trailer for a Country Blumpkin.

by Bad Monkey May 6, 2004

wrecking ball blumpkin

When a blumpkin-giver's face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver's fecal matter.

There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:

1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.

Roddy: Yeah, I got my first blumpkin ages ago, when I was 13 and playing Zelda Ocarina of Time. But it took me another 8 years of steady trying to get a wrecking ball blumpkin.

JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?

by JrobbieRcockJ March 24, 2010

Blumpberry

The action of using one's Blackberry while taking a dump. A derivative of blumpkin and blongkin.

Bro1: "Yo bro why have you been in the bathroom for the past half-hour?"
Bro 2:"Yo bro I was taking a Blumpberry."
Bro1:"Oh word I just got your BBM."

by Herb McSpice November 23, 2010

blumpkin remix

the act of the guy enjoying taking a shit a lot more than getting his blow job.

Damn, I had the blumpkin remix last night while Sally was over.

by Conrad Murray February 18, 2011

blumpernickle

farting while getting head

Yo, Tracy was down for giving me a blumpernickle after hitting up Taco Bell, think I'm gonna wife her up

by Doc Baggz December 25, 2014