beidoulmao

a sexy mf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alpha

Hey, Beidoulmao just said that le0zgutz is in heat!

by MailmanCryptid July 27, 2021

Bahid

The true ruler of the world that shall appear before our eyes to save us from the rumbling

Bahid also possesses the capacity to lead the monkey militia - world domination is yet a small hurdle in their master plan.

The world stands no chance against Bahid soon to be true ruler of monkey-land.

by QIDALI March 7, 2022

Beidou

The only person I am in love with.

“ beidou, is a icon”

by BeidousLover February 28, 2022

bewiddled

To have urinated upon oneself

"I see thou hast bewiddled thyself"

by TheSlaom November 6, 2022

Stuck behind the asshole

Being stuck behind someone driving too slow. You stay behind them thinking that they are not gonna go exactly where you are going for long but they do. Then your frustration sets in being stuck behind the ASSHOLE!!!

I was driving home from work after a long week, I was making good time until I was stuck behind the asshole.

by cpetkunas February 16, 2019

No Five Left Behind

the act of spotting a 'hanging' high five and running up and slapping that five while announcing 'no five left behind'.

C'mon man, high five.
no.
(out of nowhere): IM ON IT!!!
*smack*
NO FIVE LEFT BEHIND XD

by mach4motorboat August 24, 2010

Nobody Left Behind Policy

1. A technical and humorous term for a covert rescue mission.

2. A sober driver's oath of brohood that states that nobody will be left behind in the bar to walk home intoxicated.

Nobody Left Behind Policy was enacted by the Congress of Beer Drinkers.

by Type2GenomeManiac November 13, 2014