beeralysis

the state of being too drunk to move from your spot on the floor, on your significant other, or any inappropriate place you wouldn't wanna be sober

yo dude...evans on the floor is he passed out?

nah man he's just got beeralysis

by erogers123 June 15, 2010

Bearalyzed

Being paralyzed by a full-grown bear.

Pic here
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd94/pooptyler/l_1dc68e9cb60d6e5c299f98e9d4691574.jpg

"What happened t tom in the woods last week?"
"OH he got bearalyzed."
"Bearalyzed!? by what!?"
"A full-fledged Grizzly bear, What do you think!"

by the FRenchporker March 11, 2009

Beefalo

Beefalo is the greater presence. Its cooler then "Musicman2508" down there... who knows him anyway? He sounds like a TOTAL loser... but anyway...

Beefalo > You

Beefalos >>> You

They are, trust me. Believe me, for I am O Beefalo One.

by O Beefalo One April 6, 2005

Beerackfast

To drink beer for breakfast.

The guys and I are headed to the Saloon in the morning for our beerackfast.

by lamoismynamo April 25, 2011

bedraggarexic

When you are so bedraggled and the meth is still working well you look like you are anorexic

Chris is looking like he needs a cheesburger, that dude is totally bedraggarexic!!!

I miss the days back when I was bedraggarexic looking, now I start baking cakes the minute I get high on the shit.

by Disheveled in San Diego September 3, 2009

beefasaurus

someone who is so large that it hurts your great-great-great grandchildren's eyes and reputation.

dude, your mom is a fucking beefasaurus!

by nerdy4u420 May 7, 2010

bearamage

verb; to get high or adj; to be high as the affects of smoking the marijuana plant.

"shall we bearamage?" "Im soo bearamaged!'

by backwardz R upside down W July 26, 2010