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Being paralyzed by a full-grown bear.

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"What happened t tom in the woods last week?"
"OH he got bearalyzed."
"Bearalyzed!? by what!?"
"A full-fledged Grizzly bear, What do you think!"
by the FRenchporker March 11, 2009
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