baunchy

gross, crazy, landmine - boom, grenade --can be used as a compliment when talking to the right person. But, in general, not a good thing.

Tina was actin' all sorts of baunchy last night!

-or-

Bonquiqui was bein' all sorts of awesome and baunchy at the rodeo!

by klappinlou August 22, 2011

hunny bunches of oats

The cutest, sexiest, sweetest person in the world.

"Brian is my hunny bunches of oats!"

by michiganlady March 26, 2008

honey bunches of oats

Not CEREAL
it's like Honey
or sweetie
babe, baby,

Hey honey bunches of oats lets get to bed.

by deserted is1and February 23, 2009

Bainchood

Origin of this word is in Urdu however it is also spoken in Hindi. Literal english translation "Sister Fucker".

used for e.g I want to fuck your sister or it was a pleasure fucking your sister, or your the kind of guy who will fuck his own sister, or your sister is a slut or whore and fucks everyone.

by Equinox July 6, 2004

bunchage

a distinctively male body part also known as a trouser snake or skin flute--used by Pride and Prejudice fan fiction authors as a euphemism for Mr. Darcy's naughty bits

Elizabeth, newly made Mistress of Pemberly, marveled at the size of Mr. Darcy's bunchage.

by firestonedust February 4, 2010

sack bunch

The uniquely male sensation of having one's scrotum squished into an uncomfortably small area or configuration due to unfortunate seating arrangements. The most common culprit is that poorly-placed knot in your blue jeans where all four denim panels get sewn together at Scro Central.

Causes include sitting quickly and carelessly in hot, humid weather when the twins are just a-danglin', shifting in car seats while seat-belted, any form of self-induced frontal wedgie (often from scooting forward on a cloth-upholstered seat), or a combination of the above.

In particularly blessed gents, sack bunch can result in sitting on one's own balls. Honorable and impressive as the feat sounds, the sensation makes one want to cry and puke simultaneously. Not recommended.

Lady Passenger: Why are you grabbing at yourself? Shouldn't you be concentrating on driving?

Male Driver: Gaah! I got sack bunch! If you just planted your ass on your own man-marbles, you'd be skittish too!

by The Evil Steve August 28, 2005

dirty banchek

an awkward placement of hairs above the upper lip making not a mustache but a grouping of uncouth follicles. Is now the fashion sensation furiously sweeping the nation. Made famous and fashionable by Matthew Banchek.

"Wow, you might want to shave that dirty banchek, its turning into a mustache."

by Jeremy Harris June 29, 2007