Andy Broom

1. Unable to attract a member of the opposite sex.

2. To go without positive contact with those of the opposite sex for extended periods of time.

Boy: Do you want to hu?

Girl: No, you're almost as ugly and repulsive as an Andy Broom.

by Barmas April 1, 2019

a broom up my arse

informal, mainly UK
Part of a phrase that's used to imply that someone is asking them to do too much. Similar to "what did your last slave die of?" Used by Sean Connery's character in the film Meteor.

I'll just stick a broom up my arse and sweep the floor while I'm at it, shall I?

by UK Canuck June 15, 2023

Doom on the Broom

A sex position in which the "witch" straddles the "broom" until the white demons "come" to destroy her. Can be cosplay or simply for fun. Also the name of the gay fanfic of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

Paul: Hey what happened to Linda last night?

Mark: She got a bit of the old Doom on the Broom!

by SloppyKissesFromGrandma October 3, 2016

Drive by brooming

Drive by brooming
Sleeping with someone then brushing them away like dirt afterwards.

Person 1: what happened to that girl you liked?
Person 2: nah, it was just a drive by brooming.

by Lord xepho March 19, 2019

The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom

The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.

by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020

brooming

The act of inserting a broom handle into the anus.

The senator's son was brooming the crap out of those guys...

by ElzarFromFark April 23, 2006

Broomfield High School

A high school located in Broomfield, Colorado that is known for losing the annual football game against Monarch High School.

Hey you go to Broomfield High School right? How does it feel losing to Monarch for the 4th straight year?

by footballenthusiast October 23, 2013