Barked

The state of being insanely high after consuming massive amounts of weed in which you get strong urges to freestyle and record them on garageband with other barked buddies.

Ah man I'm so barked right now... Lets go lace a track.

by Keggalos October 26, 2010

italian barber

1) When you jizz on a black-haired woman's forehead, and then slick her hair back with it.

2) Someone is blowing you You pull out your wang, blow you load on the person's forehead and then slick the person's hair back with it.

Bro, last night when Maria blew me I gave her the Italian Barber. It took her an hour and a half to wash all of my babies out of her hair!

by Joey G-Spot January 4, 2008

barbercore

A barbershop quartet that scream (like hardcore) rather than sing in different keys

"that barbercore band was tight tonight they had some good pits"

by Jerremy November 8, 2006

Barbadian Banana Tree

The Barbadian Banana Tree is when a woman in a crawling position on all fours and a man commences a crab walk position underneath her torso in a 71 postion ( a 69 with two friends watching). The man then commences cunnilingus while power thrusting her mouth like a banana falling out of a tree

Man....I put that girl in a Barbadian Banana Tree last night and trust me she exploded with excitement.

by CND Pricasso February 17, 2017

Korean Barbecue

To smear soy sauce and barbecue (preferably bullseye barbecue) all over a persons genitals and proceed to eat that wiener or that chow mein poon tang like its a Korean barbecue festival.

Suzy: Whens the last time you gave you boyfriend really good head?

Alex: Last night I korean barbecued that sweet and sour beef,

Suzy: Woah, I wish someone would Korean Barbecue my spring rolls.

by KoreanBarbecue69 January 12, 2013

Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

by rperazag June 19, 2010

Harlem Barbershop

the act of having your haircut naked + your hair falls into your pubic hair, and later that day, when you take a shower, u think your pubic hair is falling off

I recalled my Harlem BarberShop when i passed the bathroom.

by if-u-lick-my-butthole April 6, 2009