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bacon ride-along

When a chick is fucking a cop.
"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."
by TomKVideo August 27, 2009
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Baconology

The belief that God put man on earth to make, and consume bacon.
I'm not a Christian, I left it for the more lucrative Baconology
by DarthMoose December 11, 2010
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Bacon Trash

-A person who engages in the ghetto/white trash type behavior of putting bacon on a salad or combining it with some other food that it doesn't belong with.

-Someone who will eat anything if it is wrapped in bacon.
by Big Rood November 15, 2011
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baconing

Baconing (verb): the act of enjoying bacon.
We were baconing all last night.

Mary was baconing instead of doing her homework.

As the earth was being attacked by aliens, Jimmy was completely fine because he was baconing.

Stan was caught baconing alone by his wife.
by rgg September 14, 2012
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Bacon Tax

Keeping a portion of bacon that you've cooked for someone else
Joe asked me to cook some bacon for his club sandwich, so I kept a piece for myself as a Bacon Tax.
by PsycleMD November 27, 2012
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Baconium

Baconium (Atomic Symbol Bc) - The fundamental atom that is the foundation for what we know as Bacon. This element can be used for a variety of chemical compounds and industrial applications; however,the word is most common associated with food dish containing bacon.
A plain cheeseburger could be turned "baconic" with the simple addition of bacon.
Sodium Baconic Oxide (NaBc2) can be used as a bacon flavored alternative to help with heartburn.
Cubic Baconic (Chemical Symbol BcSiO4) is man ring made from Baconium that smells like bacon.
Baconic Nitrate (Chemical Symbol Bc4O3) is a fertilizer similar to Ammonium Nitrate.

Greg: "Miss, would please add some apple smoked bacon to my grilled chicken salad?"
Chrissy: "How is your salad?"
Greg: "Completely baconic!"
by glogue34 May 7, 2013
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Baconaise

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.
"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."
by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014
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