BMW

Black, Muslim, White

Madhuri: I got rear ended by a BMW last night...I was so drunk...
Aishwariya: Shit...are you okay?? Did you get a DUI?
Madhuri: Nah! I got an STD...by BMW I ment a Muslim stud!! not cars...
Aishwariya: That sucks!!!
Madhuri: I know....INDIA
Aishwariya: What?
Madhuri: INDIA...I'll never do it again!! (I.N.D.I.A.)

by Thevenin April 9, 2011

BMW

An overpriced unreliable brand of car, designed by arrogant engineers who never fix their mistakes, sold by arrogant pricks who would whore out their own mothers for a $6 beer at a yuppie bar, bought by arrogant douchebags who can't afford them and drive like pussies, and serviced by mechanics who laugh all the way to the bank.

Also a brand of motorcycle favored by homosexuals.

From the German phrase, "Beissen Mein Wiener".

I just spent another $2000 getting my BMW fixed and the fucking "check engine" light is on again!

I rode my BMW two miles to Starbuck's so I could meet men for gay sex.

by Hansundfranz December 6, 2006

BMW

big mexican woman. also that car thing.

what makes you happy? my BMW. yes BMW-big mexican woman. . . ON A STICK. *lol*

by PTOD 1-2-4-3-6-5-7-8-0-9 Jayman+guy=AWESOME! July 23, 2007

BMW

BMW stands for BIG MEXICAN WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woah that bmw was riding my dick hardcore last night. Dude that was my mom.

by Sean luber February 13, 2009

BMW

Big Maine Woman: Overweight female resident of Maine. Usually a welfare recipient between the ages of 18-40 with a number of illegitimate children and numerous tatoos.

I was standing in line at the supermarket behind a BMW with four screaming medicaid waifs when she pulled out her fancy schmancy EBT card to pay for her twinkies and ice cream and showed off a new tramp stamp.

by bumfuzzle February 20, 2010

BMW

Big Mussel Wack

Eat your mussels, you big money waste, love your sister, big monkey women, catch a chic, bitch magnet on wheels, and for the love of god, bite my weener. thanks it was funny! still i love to rat race my 633, Drive!
jimbo

by jimbo January 21, 2004

BMW

Black
Mans
Wish

BMW's rock, but still should buy benz

by Jimmy September 24, 2003