Awkwarded

The process of attempting to walk through a doorway and finding yourself stuck half way.

Geoff was so fat he Awkwarded himself in the toilet door and soiled himself

by Mezga69 March 5, 2010

awkward squid

Much like the awkward turtle, the awkward squid is performed during an awkward moment. It is done by placing the tips of the fingers of the right hand on the back of the left hand. The fingers of the left hand then contract like a squid's tentacles and the hands are brought back together three times.

Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (awkward squid is performed)

by Eric Wu June 2, 2007

awkward sex

When youre having sex with someone who doesn't know what they are doing creating an awkward feeling and regret because you could have done a better job getting off by yourself.

Andrea wished she had just masterbated rather than subject herself to the awkward sex she had with Jeremy because he sucks in bed.

by yourmomsmysexslave August 13, 2009

Awkward chicken

a game where you go up to a group of people and get into thier conversation for as long as you can while making it as awkward as possible until ethier you or them leaves

whats that guy doing he's playing awkward chicken

by shaggy2026 January 16, 2009

Awkward Triangle

A threesome with two guys and a girl.

He was in an awkward triangle yesterday with some slut and his best friend.

by o0jrock0o August 5, 2009

Awkward Friends

Friends who like each other in "that" way but are too busy to do anything about it. Being nervous plays a big role in it, they are also scared that they will fuck up their current relationship. It can also be referred to as Friends with Mutual Attraction.

Although Steve and I are awkward friends, we both have a crush on each other, too bad he doesn't have the balls to ask me out on a date.

by VengefulWolf October 28, 2013

ACS (awkward cadet syndrome)

a horrible disease that causes cadets of both virginia tech, texas a&m and all the service academy to break out in invisible hives which prevents them from maintaining a normal conversation with a member of the opposite sex who is not a cadet, generally making the other person feel as though the cadet is incapable of social interaction and is very awkward.

girl: hey what's your name?
cadet: uhhhhhhhh i like pt and have a short haircut
girl: oh....thats great! (this guy has ACS (awkward cadet syndrome)
cadet:yeah.......uhhh i've got to go shine my shoes

by jdubsvt12 March 1, 2010