Average crawlers fan

A person (most likely queer ) who listens to the silly goofy eyeliner band and slays.

A: Oh my gosh? Why do you slay so hard??

B: I'm a virgin who cannot drive.
A: what?
B: an average crawlers fan

by Ltwtisfruityaf December 27, 2022

Average DND Member

What you say on the Hypixel Skyblock forum page when someone makes an unbased opinion and is in the Dungeons n Dragons guild.

lego_with_pizza: "I believe that the Juju Shortbow is a perfectly balanced weapon and does not need a nerf"

You: "Average dnd member"

by tatofish September 24, 2022

Average Harry

Average Harry is a absolute madlad of a CC. Randomly started appearing in Tommyinit videos. Seemingly a little 💅. Maybe a demon, or a indestructible entity.

Guy 1: Did you see the new Jack Manifold video?
Guy 2: The one with that Average Harry dude?
Guy 3: Yeah.

by Average Broski May 27, 2024

dead average

Medicore, if you took all of the human beings that have ever existed and lined them up, this person would be dead in the middle. Completely unremarkable

That man is dead average. He comes a dime a dozen. Nothing going on

by Nelocellz June 24, 2025

Average Nebraskan

When you're driving on the highway while getting finger banged by your passenger.

I was driving 75mph on the highway and noticed the car in the left lane driving erratically. I looked over and noticed a woman getting an average nebraskan so I quickly passed them to avoid an accident.

by Nugzy November 21, 2022

better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.

If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025

Average height for the time

A term coined by OverSimplified to describe Napoleon Bonaparte's height.

Austrian officer: "Holy cow! This tiny little fun-sized French guy is running rings around us!"
Napoleon: "HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"

by AustriaHungaryChi-Ha-Tan December 31, 2022