National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day! On this day you can throw anyone that is a normal size!!

“Marina it’s National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day!” I said! “NO” yelled Marina quickly before I threw her.

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day by mousegiraffe October 23, 2019

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Painfully Average

A person who is painfully average would rate on a scale of 1-10 directly in the middle, a 5. This causes the person to become almost invisible because of their mediocrity rendering them completely undesirable. Therefore it's better to be a 4 than a 5.

I'd rather be with Rachel than Amy. Rachel's a 4 but it's better than being with a painfully average 5.

Painfully Average by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014

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Above Average Joe

Used When a person is named Joe (usually a male, but there are females named Joe) who is attractive, and cannot fall into the Average Joe stereotype because their looks exceed the average person.

Thot 1: Omg that dude Joe in our Bio class is cute af, I would make out with him in front of my friends just to brag ;)
Thot 2: Omg yasss he’s what we call an Above Average Joe
Both Thots: Sighhhh he sooo cute awww

Above Average Joe by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 26, 2019