Background below. A one word solution from the kiladian language for the term "I know you just didn't." This is often used as a reaction to unruly actions or assaults of character.
1.) Then came the whily tiger as he stepped upon the plains of the willapadoo mountain range. Evil roosters crowded out upon the step of Cornelius' abode known as Kiladwa, named after an ancient pie passed down for generations, until it was eaten. The devourer of the pie soon died and was named Asleslem, meaning "I know you just didn't."
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Person 1: I forgot to do my homework.
Person 2: WTF JIMMAY WTF. ASLESLEM!
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Person 1: I forgot to do my homework.
Person 2: WTF JIMMAY WTF. ASLESLEM!
by Pat December 21, 2004
Get the Asleslem mug.Aslıhans are mammals which are primarily found on the Anatolian peninsula in Western Asia and on the Balkan peninsula in Southeast Europe. Their appearance is purely human, still scientists argue that they are at least partly related to members of the species “felis” (cat). Ben et al. 2019 observed several behavioral patterns which support this hypothesis. They found Aslıhans biting and licking members of their group in play. Furthermore, they observed that Aslıhans preferred to sleep in the laps of humans. However, the most convincing argument in support of the half-cat theory is Aslıhans behavior towards members of the other species. When a cat is present, Aslıhans will almost certainly touch it. Ben et al. reported several cases where Aslıhans have been observed to touch a cat when it was reluctant, even attacking the Aslıhan. They conclude that the desire to touch cats is a subconscious pattern that cannot be actively controlled. Possibly, this an evolutionary mechanism to ensure that cat-ness is transferred to the Aslıhan in regular intervals. Without it, Aslıhans would turn into humans – and who likes humans anyway?
1) Today I saw a black Aslıhan. - Oh no dude! This means one year of bad luck!
2) The other day, my Aslıhan fell. It turned mid-air and landed straight on its feet. Then it lay on the couch.
3) Happy Birthday, Aslıhan! :***
2) The other day, my Aslıhan fell. It turned mid-air and landed straight on its feet. Then it lay on the couch.
3) Happy Birthday, Aslıhan! :***
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