Apple job

When the man/woman tickles the area of intersection between the top of the ass and the lower back of the other man/woman with their tongue. This creates the appearance of an apple when the scenario is viewed in profile where the ass is the apple and the tongue looks like a leaf oscillating in the wind.

Commonly used as foreplay before commencing to toss the salad.
{applies to them faggots as well}

"Hey prison bitch, want an apple job before i toss yo salad......come hither nigger".

by ataman91 April 15, 2009

applebees

An establishment where people are forced to wait long periods of time to be granted the right to order mediocre food with ridiculous names and overpriced drinks.

"Let's go to Applebees after work. I feel like drowing my sorrows in a martini made by an 18 year old bartender. Hurry! If we get there by 5, we might be able to drink by 7!"

by Ksarah August 10, 2007

Apple Store

the store you go to simply play with their stuff, and not actually buy anything

Person 1: "LOL, wered u take this pic??"
Person 2: "photobooth at the apple store :P"

by Buggy424 March 17, 2009

Apple Computer

Company which has created a cult of whiners who don't know how to shut up. Steve Jobs is the leader. Cult members are also known to confuse large price tags and shiny objects with good value.

Apple Computer cult members make me want to burn Apple products.

by c0re_M August 25, 2008

applecored

To strike someone in the head with an apple. Either full or half eaten

That bitch wouldn't shut up so i applecored her face.

by hiphopopotamus22 February 18, 2009

Apple Twisting

when you smoke apple weed and have sex

Dude have you tried apple twisting?

by Tatiana Beautiful January 2, 2011

Appleause

ap-ple-ause, (apəlˈlôz)

Variation of "applause".

The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.

This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:

1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release

There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.

Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.

by TheProfessorA2 December 2, 2011