Amazon Cop

A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.

Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.

by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023

Amazon Milk Frog

A type of arboreal frog native to the Amazon Rainforest that looks like he has a lil suit

Amazon Milk Frogs make great starter pets. Also, f r o g.

by gobeldigook August 22, 2023

Amazon Prime

Synonym for ‘super amazing’, it’s more than just amazing.

The food was okay, but the view was Amazon Prime!

by Lexiconcious November 28, 2021

Amazon

The most addicting website, or a rainforest.

Let's waste our money on Amazon!

by wassup bees October 28, 2019

Amazoned

Amazon employees getting burnt out, frustrated and fucked up by Besos and his stupid dream.

Dude I was on on-call duty this week fucking 8 pages within one night!! Amazoned the shit out of me!

by dungeeee December 14, 2020

amazon basic

when you’re someone who shops from big-box retailers instead of supporting independent businesses.

Person 1: yeah I’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on black friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic

by independent business owners November 20, 2020

Amazon Forest Fires

Noun: The sensation of burning in the throat after smoking ganja.

omg I just smoked the biggest bowl, I have the Amazon Forest Fires

by ganjagrace February 23, 2021