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Alphabet Soup

The endless letters behind the name of an academic that indicate certifications or higher degrees. John Doe, MD, FAACS, Ph.D., MS, CNN, CCTC, BM, WAP.........
Dude, I"m finishing up this research paper we cowrote. I need your alphabet soup for the citation.
by Mimsy2000 August 8, 2023
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Alphabet Party

A large gathering of the three lettered federal law enforcement agencies. I.E. ATF, UMS, DEA, HSI, ICE, CBP, etc….
“What’s with all the unmarked police cars?” “Didn't you know there was an Alphabet Party going on tonight?”
by JBTM95 October 24, 2022
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The number of the alphabet orange

A number of the Japanese Alphabet, usually associated with water.

you can believe me, i'm some random guy on the internet.
Some random piece of shit that's probably like 6 or something:Hey, what's your favorite color?

Some random piece of shit that's probably like 7 or something:the number of the alphabet orange

Some random piece of shit that's probably like 6 or something:bro what the fuck
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alphabetic arbitration

An A-to-Z assortment of petty matters dat hafta be decided in court:
AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings.
barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks.
carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us.
farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances.
garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices.
jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers.
marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish.
parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to.
tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with.
warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.
Additional alphabetic arbitration terms are possible is you alter da spellings slightly:
arbortration: Laws governing either drill/lathe-mandrels of vertical-frame landscaping.
barbertration: Stipulations on when/how you can get a haircut.
Farbertration: Dictates what kitchen gadgets may be used.
harbortration: Stupid rules governing a safe anchorage.
by QuacksO December 29, 2023
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Alphabet

The highest bet played in a card game that involves a wager.
"He placed the highest bet of the lot, it was the Alphabet."
by 05-2 December 7, 2020
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alphabetical hoarder

someone who hoards goods in a meticulous fashion, often alphabetically.
whats up with ya roommates beer bottles of the world collection?

i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.
by kidla November 10, 2010
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Gay alphabet

The acronym lgbtiqcapgngfnba, I'm sure there's letters missing but this bullshit acronym changes everyday.
*a shop sign that reads "we support people from lgbtiqcapgngfnba!"*. "Hey look, that shop supports people from the Gay alphabet!", "That's fucking gay as, let's avoid this woke store".
by In100years,whosgonnacare January 19, 2024
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