Airport

Something you shout out in public when you see an amazingly good looking chick. This way instead of being arrested for sexual harassment, you will just be considered mentally ill or some crazy spac.

"AIRPORT" says nik
"Wtf?! Airport?!" says uber hot chik
"I Guess hes just a crazy spac" says douchebag

"im a Fag" says dan

by Foxtrot~Uniform~Charlie~Kilo October 6, 2006

Airpods

Shit twins created by Apple.

-Hi Jack!
-...
-Jack, do you listen me?
-...
-Jack!
-...

Few minutes later

-Ohh, hello. Sorry, I had Airpods in my ears.

by Niggavantsy February 15, 2019

AirPods

Fancy product designed by Apple for people with money to display to people that they are rich and that everyone else is broke.

*Someone buys AirPods*

Person with AirPods: ...
Everyone Else: “OMG HE’S RICH YALL, HE’S GOT

AIRPODS!!”

by EnterTermsHere May 1, 2019

Airpocket

Farting in other peoples mouth while getting licked in the asshole

Omg jenny gave me a airpocket

by twatyhanger February 7, 2015

airport wanker

An airport wanker will drag around his/her over-sized wheely bag in complete disregard for others even if they are ascending an escalator (you wouldn't see them going up a flight of stairs). Without looking up from their latest iPhone 6, they mope around the terminal appearing to have some sort of place they need to get to in a hurry i.e. A Starbucks skinny late. At security they wait until one of the staff asks them whether or not they've got any toiletries, laptops, or tablets when finally they start rummaging through their excessive bags to get them. "Have you got a belt?"...."Oh yes I do". Eventually, when they've got through security, they get so carried away with browsing in Ralph Lauren perfume shops that they end up late for their flight, holding up everyone else once again. If they make it to the plane they then have to manipulate their hand luggage into the overhead lockers and end up requiring cabin crew assistance. There's always that one unlucky passenger who has to be seated next to them and hear the never-ending tapping on their stupid iPad as they play 'Candy Crush'. You'll know when you see an airport wanker as you'll find yourself thinking: 'what fucked-up psycho God would create these people.'

"OMG did you see that airport wanker. He spent two hours in the Hugo Boss shop drinking a skinny latte with his wheely bag blocking everything."

by Wolverhampton rules May 11, 2015

Airport Hobo

Someone who is awesome amd very attractive. Someone who has a shlong and can finnese all the ladies with his swagger

Him: Man look at that kid over there
Her: He's a real Airport Hobo. Look at the way he walks and the look those girls give him. Oh and that bulge. Mmmmmm

by NotBillyHopkins December 20, 2018

Istanbul Airport

Istanbul's third airport

Istanbul airport is world largest.

by talismanicshit November 2, 2018