African Mountain Climbing

the act where one male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest. The male then proceeds to make passionate love to the female's chest using the feces as a lubricant.

Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.

African Mountain Climbing by Dick Ed November 9, 2012

African Pigeon Wing 

When it is so cold out that your penis freezes to the inside of your thighs and turns purple.

"That was a hardcore African Pigeon Wing i got today!"

African Pigeon Wing by wlds3 December 31, 2013

African mask head 

A person with an exceptionally large face in comparison to their body.

Look at the size of Kelly's face? Yeah,she's got a right African mask head

African mask head by Dwight Spiegelhacker November 20, 2014

African DeathHammer 

Taking you black mammoth of a cock and knocking that African bitch out cold using only your cock and balls

Guy: what happened to Shalissa, she got a concussion

Guy2: i African DeathHammered that blackbitch

African DeathHammer by Sheddings February 18, 2015

African Delight

An encounter with an abnormally large penis.

Angry Suzy was in a better mood after receiving an African Delight from her stepson.

African Delight by josepoppa July 30, 2016

african oak 

Compressed sawdust made into boards for low cost cabinets, desks and other furniture.

Don't buy that table from Walmart it is made of African oak.

african oak by Elrozz March 30, 2017

african timer 

A person who says they'll arrive at a certain time but end up arriving 3 hours later

You're such an african timer ... how do you come three hours late to your own party ?

african timer by mimiwaka June 2, 2017