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I dont give a quarter of a fuck 

When you care about something to the smallest extent and that you just want to get it over with.
Jenna, "Sushi or Burgers"
Max, "I don't care"
Jenna, "Ok we can go to In-N-Out"
Max, "I DONT GIVE A QUARTER OF A FUCK, I JUST WANT TO EAT"
Jenna, "Ok then lets go to, Guy Savo"
Max, "Oh shit not there"

the department of I don't give a fuck 

Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.
Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.

Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards 

Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards
Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards

Fuck fuck fuck a duck 

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck
Screw a Kangaroo
Finger Bang an Orangutan
Orgy at the Zoo

A lazy fuck 

When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.
I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.

monkey trying to fuck a football 

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task
a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football