by NerrosSatherion September 4, 2013
Get the Orc Jobmug. A sexual act where one person masturbates while another sits in the dark watching. Usually while wearing a mask.
by RoboBen April 20, 2010
Get the spy jobmug. Any job done by someone else who are distracted or careless with their work and make a total bodge Job of it.
Also known as Botch Job.
Also known as Botch Job.
Bob - "I'll have this done in no time."
Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."
Or;
Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."
Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"
Or;
Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."
Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"
Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."
Or;
Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."
Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"
Or;
Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."
Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"
by Long Johns August 1, 2012
Get the Bodge Jobmug. A sexual act in which someone uses there own semen (nutt) as lubricant and give another person a handjob with the semen
by Skidbubs_ March 9, 2018
Get the Nutt jobmug. Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.
by Dick Picker January 26, 2023
Get the Steve Jobsmug. see scab together.
1. n. A method of building and/or installation of a particular item with utter disregard for manufacturer's instructions, resulting in the item's total failure.
2. v. To install or fabricate something with complete apathy to anyone's safety and industry standards of quality. (cob it, cobbing it)
1. n. A method of building and/or installation of a particular item with utter disregard for manufacturer's instructions, resulting in the item's total failure.
2. v. To install or fabricate something with complete apathy to anyone's safety and industry standards of quality. (cob it, cobbing it)
1. Dude, that book shelf is totally coming down. Whatever asshole installed that total cob job should stop smoking the herb.
2. Ford just keeps cobbing in the rear brake drums on the Focus, resulting in the rear wheels falling off.
"If you are cobbing it and you know it, it's ok. It's when you don't know it that matters."
A qualified craftsman can cut corners and mildly cob together a quick fix, but when a homeowner cobs something, you'd better beware.
"Man, my dad cobbed the stairs together and my mom fell through, breaking her neck. "
2. Ford just keeps cobbing in the rear brake drums on the Focus, resulting in the rear wheels falling off.
"If you are cobbing it and you know it, it's ok. It's when you don't know it that matters."
A qualified craftsman can cut corners and mildly cob together a quick fix, but when a homeowner cobs something, you'd better beware.
"Man, my dad cobbed the stairs together and my mom fell through, breaking her neck. "
by technohermit September 7, 2006
Get the cob jobmug. by Totally not Bill August 3, 2011
Get the Elbow Jobmug.