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Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.
A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.
by QuacksO June 30, 2018
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pap

Spanish slang (Salvadorian)

Definition: A small, inanimate object; usually a part or piece of something larger.

Similar to: thingie, thing-a-ma-bob, thing-a-ma-jig, joant, joint piece, what-cha-ma-call-it

Pronounced /päp/ and /bäp/ spoken simultaneously; combining /p/ and /b/ sounds.
Hombre uno: ¿Cómpo lo arreglo?
Hombre dos: Necisitas el pap.
by DeceivedThem July 23, 2016
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pap

Pop-rap music closely related to gangsta rap. It is characterized by rapping and popping. Artists include Beastie Boys, LL Cool J, and Run DMC.
Rap and pop lovers would really love hearing pap music.
by cosmic user September 1, 2017
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people Papping

People Papping is taking a photograph of an average or non-celebrity type person without permission using a smartphone or other discrete devices in order to spark social interest (get likes, views or/and comments) on social networking sites and apps
I was minding my own business on the bus and this girl took a photo of me, which I later found posted online. There is something really unsettling about this new society of People Pappers. People Papping is so not cool !
by Prince&Eye April 6, 2014
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PAP

Pap is a term of endearment used by a small group of people who are usually extremely influential. It’s is basically a way of calling someone the most iconic ,influential ,and Charismatic, person that has ever lived. Not only that pap is also the replacement word for cunt or vagina.
Bitch and walking around like you so pap
by Pa-p January 6, 2023
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PAP

Stands for Pedophile Adjacent Person. Synonym for groomer. Any adult person that exposes minors to sexual content or situations such as, but not limited to, pornography, drag events, social media, video, photos, or texts.
"You took your kid to a drag show for adults? Are you a PAP?"
"There's a PAP teaching 4th graders about masturbation at our school."
Use #PAP instead of groomer so you don't get suspended from Twitter/Instagram/Facebook.
by All The Cool Names Are Gone August 22, 2022
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Skibbity paps

The lightning fast swats of a cat’s murder mitten. Coined by comedian Tony Baker.
The dog better leave Mr. Whiskers alone or else he’s gonna get some skibbity paps right to the nose.
by anonymous October 14, 2023
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