Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.
Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
by Ditno September 26, 2011
Get the I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not... mug.Fear of having a foreign object, most typically an animal, enter the vagina without the permission or knowledge of the girl. This fear prevents sexual intercourse in a body of water, since that is the most likely activity to allow a "Zooendoeurothophobia" incident to occur.
by zooendoeurothophobic June 15, 2009
Get the zooendoeurothophobia mug.Commonly used to describe someone who is high due to marijuana use, zooked is interpreted differently from region to region.
In some Toronto neighborhoods, zooked is described as the feeling after the high, when you are tired, and almost completely out of energy. In most cases, the higher you are, the more energy you will lack later.
In some Toronto neighborhoods, zooked is described as the feeling after the high, when you are tired, and almost completely out of energy. In most cases, the higher you are, the more energy you will lack later.
"Fam, I'm soooo zooked I can't even stand up"
"Yo I shouldn't have even smoked that 3g spliff to the face, manz got high but I'm too zooked right now"
"Yo I shouldn't have even smoked that 3g spliff to the face, manz got high but I'm too zooked right now"
by Tdot Flight 43 November 25, 2019
Get the Zooked mug.(noun)- A boyfriend/husband that is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife, because compared to him, she looks like a zoo animal
Ned: Don't you think Bob could find a way prettier girlfriend than the one he's with?
Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper
Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper
by TheTouchingUncle August 20, 2010
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