zonked

1. To fall asleep, normally because of exhaustion.

2. The original term 'zonked' was coined by Ken Kesey and his band of Merry Pranksters. It originally meant that you were high on LSD. Nowadays, it just refers to being stupendously stoned, on any drug.

1. Dan zonked out after swimming for six hours.

2. Jim is so zonked. He drank some of the electric koolaid.

by Tai S. July 24, 2006

Zonk out with my Donk out

When a man falls asleep in basketball shorts or loose boxers allowing his wiener to become visible through the leg hole.

Steve said, "Wake me up later, I'm going to zonk out with my donk out."

by Weenman September 6, 2018

Zonked

adj. Very stoned, spaced-out, wasted, ripped, destroyed, wrecked, intoxicated all to Hell and gone.

Shit man...I'm really zonked. fuck

by callinghome November 2, 2004

zonked

To be extremely tired or inebriated.

"After I got home from the strip club, I zonked out on the couch."

by x January 31, 2003

Zonkie

The finest peice of ass you'll ever see

Look as the zonkie on that

by ZonkieZonkie June 15, 2011

Zanko

A zanko is a trap line

“Bro I mash work of my zanko still”

by Way2trappy October 12, 2019

zonkfest

1. A form of white dancing in which the zonker shiggity shakes and jerks out of control to some rythm apparently audible only to themselves. Usually lasting only a short duration, the dancer generally can't even recall what he did or recreate it if asked to.

Wynona: Oh wow Billy I loved you zonkfest out there! Do it again and I'll give you head
Billy: Fuck bitch you know zonkfests like that only happen once. Gimme dome anyways.

by billium lanza January 8, 2008