ZON

Short version of "AMAZON".

I just placed an order with ZON (zon).

by Douglas45 September 16, 2024

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Zon

This for a bitch think Ima spoil her and in return ima just get a nut and a headache aht aht I like gifts and get irritated when I’m hungry too I spoil you you spoil me

I’m not a Zaddy ima Zon ima take ya money and have fun.

by GGOTTIGOTIT June 28, 2019

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Zon is a shortened term of the name Amazon, the large scale multi-national technology company mainly associated with online purchses. Instead of saying you bought something off of Amazon. You would say you bought something from “The Zon”.

Person 1: Yooo bro where’d you get the fire drip? The vibes are off the charts!

Person 2: Fr Fr, I went on the Zon. Got this for half price; no cap.

Person 1: What the helly is a Zon bro?

Person 2: You don’t know the Zon? Brooo it’s Amazon. You know that shopping site. Saying Amazon all the time is so boomer coded. The Zon is where it’s at!

by Eepyboi69 June 12, 2025

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Zonning

The ultimate state of chill where you're so unbothered and detached that it comes off as kind of savage. When someone’s in "zon mode," they’re totally unfazed by drama, stress, or other people's issues, but that level of not caring can make them seem a little too cold or distant. It’s like being so laid-back that you might accidentally give off major IDGAF vibes.

"Dude’s in full zonning right now—he’s so unbothered, it’s lowkey like he doesn’t even care."

by CVanHelsing August 12, 2024

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