ZON

Short version of "AMAZON".

I just placed an order with ZON (zon).

by Douglas45 September 16, 2024

Zon

Zon is a shortened term of the name Amazon, the large scale multi-national technology company mainly associated with online purchses. Instead of saying you bought something off of Amazon. You would say you bought something from “The Zon”.

Person 1: Yooo bro where’d you get the fire drip? The vibes are off the charts!

Person 2: Fr Fr, I went on the Zon. Got this for half price; no cap.

Person 1: What the helly is a Zon bro?

Person 2: You don’t know the Zon? Brooo it’s Amazon. You know that shopping site. Saying Amazon all the time is so boomer coded. The Zon is where it’s at!

by Eepyboi69 June 12, 2025

Son-zon

When she tells you that she is proud of you like a mother would be proud of her son

Sam was trying to make her jealous by naming out women he went out with.She just son-zoned him

by Aegon Targaryen November 22, 2018

Zon

This for a bitch think Ima spoil her and in return ima just get a nut and a headache aht aht I like gifts and get irritated when I’m hungry too I spoil you you spoil me

I’m not a Zaddy ima Zon ima take ya money and have fun.

by GGOTTIGOTIT June 28, 2019

Zonned

When a package is ordered from Amazon

Them: “did you order that thing I needed?”
Me: yeah, I just zonned it.

by Lady Lachrymose February 21, 2022