zipperection

The bulge formed in a man's genital area, caused by sitting down with jeans. The zipper bunches up, forming an erection like bulge, which can scare and excite all who are there to witness it.

"FUCK, IT'S JUST CAREERS CLASS DON'T GET ALL EXCITED ON ME"
"Calm down man, it's just a zipperection."
"Oh. Haha, it's pretty funny."

by Please listen to black metal April 5, 2006

zipperback

A type of hat that gives the rear of the hat a much cleaner look. Instead of being adjusted by a strap or snap, it is adjusted with a zipper. The zipper may very well be one of man-kinds greatest inventions next to duct tape. The zipper may be easily adjusted for personal comfort. Overall, better than strap and snap backs.

Mike - "Did you buy another snapback?"
Steve - "Calm down, this is a zipperback"

by Steeve909 July 12, 2014

jesus zipper

Jesus Zipper, the line of skin that goes from the base of your man stick (penis) straight down and around your pill pouch (scrotum) all the way to your brown star (anus).

The term Jesus Zipper was coined by AJ Styles after a mishap in the ring that left him straddling the ropes in an unceremonious fashion. During an interview he said "I landed right on my Jesus Zipper."

by Rattleshark December 7, 2016

Bloody zipper

To get a part of the body caught in ones zipper causing the skin to bleed.

I was in so much of a hurry for work this morning that I ended up giving myself a bloody zipper.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

zipper club

An exclusive group of people who have gone through open heart surgery leaving them with a scar like a zipper on their chest.

Lily: I recovered from open heart surgery awhile ago. Left me with a cool scar.

Dayna: Guess you're part of the zipper club now!

by Queen Elsa March 16, 2014

california zipper

A stable line usally above the belly button from gunshot wounds typical with gangmembers.

Got that California zipper boy

by bowhunter212 July 30, 2016

zipless fuck

A usually spontaneous sexual encounter between strangers with little or no personal information exchanged. The highest plateau of casual sex.

Walking into an elevator, locking eyes with a woman (or man) and without further ado proceedeing to engage in hot, passionate sex between the 5th and 45th floors. You finish, compose yourselves, and go your seperate ways, never to meet again.

by proud2deviate January 19, 2004