looks good on Zillow

A phrase used to describe a property that appears attractive and desirable online, but turns out to be disappointing and flawed in person. Often caused by misleading photos, inaccurate descriptions, or hidden defects.

We thought we found our dream house, but turns out it only looks good on Zillow. The roof was leaking, the basement was flooded, and the neighbors were noisy.”

by Friendlyreader July 10, 2023

Zillow

The act of jerking off to someone’s house on zillow.com

I heard Kort was zillowing last night

by prod viable April 16, 2024

Zillow

Ancient scandanavian term for big ole booty...

She put her zillow on my nuts
She is a twerk zillow
You see her across the street with that zillow

by KCCHI October 11, 2017