zedophile

A person who enjoys being in a fur suit

You see that guy Zach over there, he is such a zedophile

by AngryBirdFan January 25, 2023

Zenior Week

Early in the summer when recent high school graduates infest the beaches of the Northeast by getting drunk and stupid, usually by consuming cheap or low-alcohol beverages, such as Zima.

It's June and a kid is pissing on himself in the beach parking lot at 4 PM. It must be Zenior Week.

by etafatdik July 6, 2009

Mao Zedong Express

A sexual position, held for an extended period of time, in which a bound sexual partner will perform fellatio upon a partner wearing a cockring, ensuring that the intercourse will last for an inordinate amount of time, with no payoff.

"Bitch was being a major cocktease, so I put her on the Mao Zedong Express."

by Mikhail "Fail" Bakunin February 18, 2018

mao zedong

1. n. Vile, evil ruler of China from the end of WWII to the early 1970's. Killed millions of his own people with forced collectivization of agriculture, the "Great Leap Forward," and most of all with the power-restoration maneuver resulting from the famine created by Great Leap Forward known as the "Cultural Revolution." Faclitated a transfer of power to a group of even more evil people called the Gang of Four that included his wife. The tyrant can be considered on equal footing with the next definition.

2. n. The excrement of Microtus pennsylvanicus. You guessed it, its "mousie dung."

An example of Mao Zedong's thinking can be taken from his book, "The Wit and Wisdom of Chairman Mao," where he writes, "Politics comes out of the barrel of a gun."

by Dan Weyandt January 6, 2008

Mao Zedong

Someone who is worse than both Hitler and Stalin yet no one seems to talk about.

Hey man I support Bernie Sanders
Shut up Mao Zedong

by George W Nixon April 20, 2018

Zedron

Noun:
(1) A person whom possess greatness and success. (2) A title given only to the best of a World of Warcraft realm. (3) Adored by others. (4) The best Undead Rogue in the World of Warcraft. (5) An inspiring person

You're only considered a Zedron if your life if full of success and happiness.

If you see a Zedron in the arena, then you know you already lost!

by Zdesignstudios May 6, 2008

Zodiosexual

When a person is only sexually attracted to a certain zodiac sign.

Joseph: Hey dude! Does that girl ,Jessica, like you?

Mike: Nahh. She doesn't like me. She said she's a zodiosexual.

Joseph: What is a zodiosexual?

Mike: She only likes Scorpios. I'm a Libra.

by Smw4l September 27, 2015