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Person 2: i love him more fight me hoe
Person 2: i love him more fight me hoe
by Zackary_Lanton_is_God May 9, 2019
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Person that knows me- Who the Hell wrote those billions of cringey AF urban dictionary definitions on your name that are specifically about you?
Me- That was definitely my boyfriend, Zackariah, he does shit like that so now I’m trying to beat his definitions by writing one on his name that’s so fucking cringey it makes all of his look completely inferior.
Me- That was definitely my boyfriend, Zackariah, he does shit like that so now I’m trying to beat his definitions by writing one on his name that’s so fucking cringey it makes all of his look completely inferior.
by The girlfriend of the guy August 27, 2021
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Commonly referred to as a female version of a pimp or also a madame. Surrounds herself with a hord of manslaves. Females tend to search for her approval due to the high amount of attractive men she gathers around her.
At first look sweet and carrying she certainly runs a tight regime around her harem and has had signifcant impact on the definition of the word of "manhandling". Predestined through her inherited skills of goat-hoarding and silk-trading she shows extraordinary success in her profession.
She can be commonly recognized by her extravagant wardrobe and her hairstyles which do not always meet approval of society's perception of esthetics.
At first look sweet and carrying she certainly runs a tight regime around her harem and has had signifcant impact on the definition of the word of "manhandling". Predestined through her inherited skills of goat-hoarding and silk-trading she shows extraordinary success in her profession.
She can be commonly recognized by her extravagant wardrobe and her hairstyles which do not always meet approval of society's perception of esthetics.
Zakia: Where you at?
Bottom Bitch: At home.
Zakia: See you at the library in 5!
Bottom Bitch: But...
Zakia: hangs up the phone
Bottom Bitch: starts walking to the library
Bottom Bitch: At home.
Zakia: See you at the library in 5!
Bottom Bitch: But...
Zakia: hangs up the phone
Bottom Bitch: starts walking to the library
by Allnamesalreadyused February 6, 2010
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Did you see that Zackaria?! He's so amazing!
This dude I met last night was sooo amazing! I'm pretty sure he was a Zackaria.
This dude I met last night was sooo amazing! I'm pretty sure he was a Zackaria.
by crazyladies13 February 5, 2012
Get the Zackaria mug.A nimble creature with strong arms and red hair, it is commonly recognized for its skill at mentalism. They are night hunters and usually alone on Valentine's Day. Agressive when threatened these rare creatures are nearly impossible to kill. If you ever meet a particularly handsome Zacciah you should scratch his head because he's virtually a tabby cat and loves you.
I saw a Wild Irish Zacciah yesterday. He swallowed half a burrito and then climbed a building and ran away.
by Zach Nomad February 9, 2015
Get the zacciah mug.Zakia is someone who’s is easy to talk to. She will first seem as a light and happy person. But as the friendship goes she will become quiet and reserved. Not because she is angry but it’s because she’s become more comfortable with you. Don’t ever get mad if she cancels on you or doesn’t want to go out. It isn’t because she hates you or is angry but it’s because she just doesn’t have a very big social battery She loves the small thing. She might not look like it but she’s the biggest hopeless romantic ever. It’s not hard to show you care when it comes to her. If you have a crush on her just listen to her talk for her to notice you. Because since she’s so happy all the time she never has time to talk about her stuff because she’s always busy worrying and listening to others. She’s someone you never want to give the silent treatment. You never want to lose her because she will always have you back. She never joked around when it comes to the people she cares about.
by pink pineapples November 12, 2022
Get the Zakia mug.1. The substitute for Jackass. After various scientific studies, it has been found that Jack, is actually a really nice guy.
2. a cold-hearted, morally ambiguous, obnoxious, potentially evil bastard, bent on ruining your day.
2. a cold-hearted, morally ambiguous, obnoxious, potentially evil bastard, bent on ruining your day.
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