YOU are!

One of the lowest forms of a "comeback" in response to an insult. Spoken with emphasis on the "YOU".

Can be funny when used incorrectly.

Bully: You're fat
Nerd: You are!

Bully: You're gay
Nerd: You are!

Bully: You're stupid
Nerd: You are!

Bully: I banged your sister last night
Nerd: You are!
Bully: Wait, what?

YOU are! by Jimmy Man November 22, 2011

you'are 

Easier term and understandable to youngsters for "you're" and Gen Z's have been misusing it

Charlie: you'are rich
Thomas: I am rich innit?

you'are by Halefoal July 22, 2021

You Are a Cunt 

A popular song by the now-famous YouTuber, "Kat McSnatch".

{Erik}: Have you seen the video for Kat McSnatch's new song, "You Are a Cunt"? It's gone viral!
{Cathy}: Yea, I've seen it and even downloaded it to my Ipod!
{Erik}: Our 'rents are going to either ground us for eternity or die laughing if they ever hear it!

You Are a Cunt by Telephony August 22, 2014

You are my high

Used as if someone were to give you as much pleasure as smoking a joint, whether it’s physically or mentally.

“yo bro this girl is my high”
“you make me feel so good, you are my high”

You are my high by jay ! August 31, 2021

you are my heart 

"You are my heart" means that you are the most important person in the speaker's life. Without you, they would not be able to function, live, or carry on.

"You are my heart. If anything happened to you, I would not be OK. I would break."

you are my heart by Peace, Love, and Faithfulness September 24, 2020

you are not the father 

The opposite of you are the father. Meaning a male is not the biological father of a child.

Most often also heard on the Maury Show, when the girl who was banging 16 different guys at the time she got pregnant has no idea who her baby daddy is.

Unlike its counterpart, the words every guy wants to hear if they had sex with some of the nasty ho's on there.

Denise, a 17 year old mother of Shantell, is 1000% sure Elron is the father of the little girl. Elron has stated 'Dat baby don' look nutin' like me' and 'Dat girl iz a hoe!" while Denise screams at him to 'Be a man!' and "Step up to yo' responsibilitays!" Maury holds the envelope-

"When it comes to the case of 2-year old Shantell, Elron...you are NOT the father!"

*Elron then stands up overjoyed and elated, and calls Denise a hoe, slut, and bitch or other similar words as she runs off crying. Elron then whoops it up with the crowd while Denise screams in agony

you are not the father by ACG2x September 8, 2004

You are not the father 

The words that every man loves to hear!

Maury: I hold in my hand the results to the paternity test and...

Cole: *sweating*

Maury: Cole You are not the father!

Cole: I told you bitch I wasn't!

You are not the father by Ari Shaffir September 25, 2011