yo momma

A person (who should be a female) who gave birth to you and in theese days is the center of all jokes and is used when the answer to something is very simple (maybe even writen above your head) but you want to include someones mom in some nerds are even offended by them

"Hey whatcha doin"
"yo momma"

nerd: "hi what are yo doing"
bob: "yo momma!"
nerd: hey thats not nice my moms nice and wouln't sleep with you im telling"

by flipy dee do dah May 16, 2007

yo momma

term overly used about 15000 times daily, yet can be applied to almost any situation and can accually sound witty when used at the right time.

"Bob, where were you last night!?"
"uh.... with yo momma!"

"Bob, what are you doing?"
"yo momma!"
"bob, your lame, hang your head in shame"

by Dack9 May 13, 2005

yo momma jokes

Jokes that are commonly used to dis both the victim of the joke and his/her momma such as Yo Momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, poor...and so on.

If watching your friends make them up isn't enough, there is a show on MTV called "Yo Yomma" where the best jokes win.

Here are examples of some classic yo momma jokes.

Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"

Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"

Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.

by Magaritavile July 7, 2006

Yo mom

A BITCH OR KAREN WHO WONT LET YOU HAVE ROBUX OR VBUX

YO MOM CAN I HAVE ROBUX

by I MISS RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I June 25, 2021

Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma

When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.

Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.

Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.

Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!

Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!

by The Amazing Jazzy Jas August 7, 2009

yo moma

yo moma, short. less complicated way of saying 'your mom'
may also be used in a form of a diss, or a put down

yo moma is so fat...
Sue- What did you do last night?
Will- Yo moma

by me May 13, 2005

fuck yo motha

An insult that can be used by anyone. The dirty mouthed cousin of "yo momma"

John: yo dude. you totally got owned on the feild today.
Mike: FUCK YO MOTHA!
John: woah brah, you know my mom's dead.
Mike: EVEN BETTER. pussy.

by Alix Leswugfgnsfgn May 8, 2008