Yeltsin's Curse

The curse suffered by a good percentage of Eastern Europe women who, as they age, look more and more like witches.

Guy1: Dude, I wanna marry an Eastern euro girl.

Guy2: Yea, but beware Yeltsin's Curse!

by GrandPanj April 13, 2011

Boris Yeltsin

Boris Yeltsin, first Russian president was a drunk boi. He, however, was a (more or less) democratic politician. He actually got elected democratically, unlike putin, whom many people consider a dictator. Oh yeah, and Yeltsin was the kid that laughed his ass off with president Bill Clinton.

Hey, мама, why did Putin win the elections again?
-Because he is a диктатор, unlike Boris Yeltsin. I voted for him in 1996, because he wasn't a dirty ass communist.

by HandleMyKettle March 3, 2019

boris yeltsin

The act of receiving a blow job from a woman until right before climax, the male will grab an object off of the dresser and crack his oral servicer across the head with it. Preferrably, the object will leave a bruise on her head like the markings that Yeltsin had on his forehead. A plastic baseball bat works quite nicely.

Danielle got Boris Yeltsined last night. She didn't quite get the humor of it until I explained the process and that everyone who was anyone was doing it. Got some great photos.

by JJ Pride December 5, 2007

Yeltaw

Novel about a traveling businessman's romance with a pediatric nurse from a Pennsylvania university hospital.

"Yeltaw" is "Watley" spelled backwards; the author has chosen 80's pop diva Jody Watley for the title role in a movie version.

by tonyvick September 19, 2005

yelta

a yelta is a beer drinking douche bag who needs to fall off the face of the earth. he is also a home wrecker who like to steal mothers. yeltas are alcoholic who smells like poop and wears cowboy hats.

stay away from the yelta.

by B Rie January 12, 2010

yelstar

First of her name. A +unique female. Independent and in charge of her world.

What's your name? I'm Yelstar.

by Dado T February 4, 2020

yelts

A minecraft player that no-lifes hypixel leaderboards.
He has stated that he has incredibly good looking legs.

yelts is incredibly good at minecraft 1.8 pvp

by XxpotgodxX May 23, 2021