wtfum?

What the fuck you mean? Good to use when someone says something ridiculous

Bob: i fuck more bitches than you

Me: wtfum?

Bob's girl: Bob was better than you

Me: WTFUM?

by antdeconnetticut January 23, 2011

wtfmf

what the fuck mother fucker

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

wtft

"what the french toast!?!" The way to say wtf in a younger group of people or peoples.

"WTFT?!? Why cant I find my attendance list?!?!" Yelled Bob, a elementary school teacher.

by Hentaimaste111 December 12, 2007

wtfmcnugget

an unidentifiable morsel of food.

Bob: How was the food in prison?
Jim: bread, water, and the occasional wtfmcnugget.

by pill80 October 24, 2008

wtfmfwtfayt

What the fuck, motherfucker, what the fuck are you thinking?; taken from a song of same title by Jim's Big Ego

You ate some anthrax for breakfast? WTFMFWTFAYT?!

by Aaron MacKenzie December 13, 2005

WTFTYPO

A typo so ridiculously bad that you just cant believe someone could actually manage to do so.

Greg: What was with that Typo?

Rick: I dunno i think someone sabotaged my computer!!!

Greg: No! i think you just WTFTYPO'd

Rick: /wrists

by teamstream April 3, 2009

WTFT?!?

meaning What the french toast? a nice way to say wtf (what the fuck) cleanly

What the french toast, they broke my camera!!

WTFT?!? Thats my seat!!

by WingateU November 15, 2007