It's true, I wrote it.

A statement used to convince someone that yes, you did write said definition on urbandictionary.com

Me: I wrote the first definition listed.
Skeptic: Grats, I'm not sure if I believe you.
Me: It's true, I wrote it.

by Prince of Darkness November 2, 2008

willy woofter

English slang for a gay. Has connotations of queer, bent, homo, dick rider, knob jock, a Sam cooper.

Harvey power is a willy woofter

by Yorkshire white rose November 18, 2017

WOFTAM

Waste Of Fucking Time And Money

by Karsoe March 1, 2003

Anal she wrote

Sticking a sharpie into a girls ass with the tip pointed out. You then have sex with said girl doggy-style, and when you are done decipher what "she wrote."

While doing "anal she wrote," it looks like she drew a panda.

by Mr. Sam-da-Man April 7, 2010

Wooft

What you say when you have no other words to describe the situation

A: I'm going to die in five minutes
B: Wooft

by FlyingMeat June 4, 2018

wrotten

The word that "special" people use, for they do not understand the concept of the word written.

"You have that wrotten down?"asked Ms. Fralick."No, i don't because wrotten isn't a word." Ms. Fralick is a special person and should not leave the house with out her helmet

by chris May 13, 2005

Wrotten

When someone is acting ratchet but isn't ratchet.

Shes being so wrotten right now.

by Sloth4life July 23, 2015