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Won, Winning at everything, always winning, already won, win
You wooted all the time when we played basketball
wooted by alexjenkins30 August 10, 2021
Related Words
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The Wooten Rule 

noun C singular
The character limit imposed in the subject line of an email.
Carol - could you please type your response in the body of the email, as your response was cut off in the subject line due to The Wooten Rule.
The Wooten Rule by Michael Perra October 16, 2008

Wootenanny 

An expression to describe the utmost glee and excitement. Combining the words "woot" and "Hootenanny" it describes a mini celebration revolving around the emotions associated with the word "woot".
"Hey, you've just won the lottery, and a car, and a house, and a boat, and a small country... and the moon..."

"Wootenanny."
Wootenanny by Villmot February 1, 2010
Verb; The act of masturbating in traffic, often to those stuck in the same jam.
I'm pretty busy, I'll have to Wooten on the way home tonight.
Wooten by Zaz9077 July 1, 2018
Slang for penis. A friendly way of referring to your package.
Jeff Gordon: "My wooter is itchy Dale"
Dale Earnhart: "Yeah jeff its because you spent the night with a dirty hooker"
Wooter by Expungedd May 27, 2021
Kristen's last name. No real good way to say it without sounding extremely southern.
Man: What's your last name?

Kristen: Wooten

Man: Wooen?

Kristen: No, Wooten

Man: Woo uh? Can you spell that?
Wooten by jacobaphoto November 26, 2010