A woof is someone who punches a lot of woof-tickets. Although its archaic definition is "someone who is bullshitting," the term has gained several nuances and deviations from its original meaning. Now, the term has come to be synonymous with a “loser.”
by Bonafice February 27, 2006
The sound emitted from a vehicle when the transmission is placed in neutral and the accelerator is depressed. Used as a form of intimidation among racers, and often misused at inappropriate times by amateurs. Can be amplified with devices such as a glasspack and can be performed while the vehicle is in motion or while it is stopped.
"He thinks he's the man, huh? Woof it and show him who's boss."
"That dude is woofin' it like he's someone special."
"That dude is woofin' it like he's someone special."
by zilofon March 24, 2005
As the last piece of pizza sat lonely in the box, the room became quiet as everyone stared at the last slice. Suddenly, Patrick broke his statueesque pose and dashed for the pizza stuffing it in his mouth. Only to be later criticized as "the woof"
by h0tsauce January 26, 2007
did you woof? make sure you woof in open areas because if you hold it in and dont let it out you'll get sick but if you let it out in enclosed areas you'll make those around you sick.
by brooke burke February 26, 2005
interjection
Slang. (used by a homosexual man to indicate sexual arousal from another man's flatulence)
First uttered by a sociology professor in reference to deviant adult male behavior.
Slang. (used by a homosexual man to indicate sexual arousal from another man's flatulence)
First uttered by a sociology professor in reference to deviant adult male behavior.
Woof, Travis! That bean casserole you ate is giving me a raging hard-on. It's even better than those protein shakes we did yesterday. Looks like someone is going to get a rusty trombone and a rim-job tonight!
by sheesheeshee27 January 29, 2010