Woody Pills
Woody Pills by marvelgoose January 14, 2009
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WoodysGamertag, or Woody, is a 7,000 year old unexceptional gamer on Youtube. He is also know as "he who supplies us with free netflix" and the leader of the RAPESQUADKILLAS. Woody also provides you with hours of entertainment on his minecraft server. Woody once single-handedly saved a small african village with only a wooden spoon. He gives great tips on many things from "how to give a blowjob" to "how to deal with toxic friends" but his tips DON'T work when your on a mobile device/Gaming console or when your adblock is enabled. He was the one who convinced Hitler to kill himself and decided to take no credit. He has fought and ALMOST BEAT professional UFC fighter Joe Lauzon. He is widely regarded as one of the best left 4 dead players in the world. He said it himself. These are facts.
Hey, did you see woodysgamertag's new video about where you can spend hours of time with a free month of netflix and a great minecraft server?
woodysgamertag by RAPESQUADKILLA69 January 19, 2014
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The Woody Effect
The Woody Effect is serious and contagious effect first discovered at Wilfrid Laurier University. The first signs of the effect were seen during the University's frosh week. The rumour claims that an individual going by the persona of "Woody" was confused with the idea of frosh week, and assumed that it lasted all four years and not just a week. This lead to him spending his days brainwashing unsuspecting students (using techniques learned in Psychology) to drink despite them being behind in readings, having exams the next day, or that they were currently in an exam. Projections done by the University show a shocking number of drop outs in the future because of this effect. Special constables in Kitchener, Waterloo are currently investigating this effect and trying to contain it before it spreads to other Universities.
Woody: Bro what are you doing tonight?
Victim: Studying man I need to catch up in Economics.
Woody: What the fuccck dude it's university, you've changed, I'll be at your res in 5 and then we'll grab. It's 1 dollar beer night at Firehall too.
Victim: Do I have a choice?
Woody: Nope. You're already a victim of The Woody Effect
Victim: Studying man I need to catch up in Economics.
Woody: What the fuccck dude it's university, you've changed, I'll be at your res in 5 and then we'll grab. It's 1 dollar beer night at Firehall too.
Victim: Do I have a choice?
Woody: Nope. You're already a victim of The Woody Effect
The Woody Effect by iLurk October 25, 2012
Woody Johnson
Is not meant here to be a person's actual name, rather, Woody Johnson, describes a hard penis, or a man who has one.
Foxy Chick: Damn! John Doe started taking Viagra last month. Yesterday he was "Woody Johnson" for about 3 and a half hours. We both came at least 6 times!
Woody Johnson by Annie Johnson June 11, 2006
The Woody Woodpecker
Sexual technique:
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.
"Dude, I gave my girl the old Woody WoodPecker last night! It was great, but I don't think she digs the bruise on her grill!"
The Woody Woodpecker by The Hunter June 11, 2006