Wonkie

Disturbingly odd. Creepy. Unsettling.

I can't help but stare at her wonkie eye.

by ParanoidT May 14, 2005

wonkerdonk

grabbing of the breasts

"what time is it ? - wonkerdonk time"

by beth nd harriet March 14, 2008

wonkie

A description of the effects of Ketamine. Usually used to convey a sense of unbalance or malaise.

Dude, Kevbo is feeling super wonkie. (Kevin speaking in 3rd person)

by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

Wonker-sided

The act of being crooked or messed up.

The picture frame is all wonker-sided

by rmftlinds April 14, 2010

Wonkered

The feeling you get when cramming for a test while also being on pain killers due to a recent surgery and your brain decides to stop working.

I'm feeling wonkered due to pain killers from my surgery and cramming for my math final.

by phoreversurf July 29, 2010

wet wonker

It's like a wet willy but with your dick, you get the receiver to wet your dick and then stick it in their ear.

Man i can't wait to get home so my dad can give me my daily wet wonker!

by KingDaddyDMAC26 August 10, 2017

Wonkied

Stoned, high

"Yeah dude, me and E got hella wonkied last night"

by Slimshady420blazeit October 22, 2016