wonker

The polite form of "wanker"
1. Don't worry kids, he's just a total wonker.

2. Jesus, here comes that wonker, Kevin!
by Dee Cee 66 March 30, 2009
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wonker

A thing, anything, usefull thing.

Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe
."Take the wonker son,and place in front of the door to stop it opening" "Whats a wonker dad"? "Any old thing sone that will do the job"!
by Wonker December 02, 2003
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Wonker

Wonker: Derogatory word used to describe white people as being pathetic, worthless, boring, useless wastes of space. Used to make the white man a subordinate to all blacks, as if they are inhuman. Equivalent to a grown white man calling a grown black man "boy".

Wigglet: Smaller, more challenged, more unimportant version of a wonker. Less respect for them, not even from there own kind, i.e wonkers. Usually a child or mentally harmed/disabled.

This is the beginning stage of black youth controlling whites and soon taking over the world with other black leaders.
Khels: Hey Andre look at that pathetic looking wonker, John over there

Andre: Hahaha, no Master Chief #2, that there is a wigglet.
by CheifMaster#2 March 09, 2011
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shes a hoe

no shes a wonker
by good boooooi June 25, 2009
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Willy Wonkered

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).
Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!
by T Yo February 23, 2009
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Willy Wonkered

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".
Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!
by MikeStoke March 17, 2011
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Wonker fight

When two individuals have an intense fight using only their wonkers
Hey man, did you see me go 14-0 in my wonker fights at Lucas oil stadium last Sunday!?”
by Boi_flyDerek December 05, 2019
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