wookus

A battle between titans involving voit. Being a hybrid between soccer and dodgeball, it is a sport that tests every muscle in one's body. Dexterity and Ingenuity are necessities for one to even make it through a single round. If a team can win the tournament, they achieve a status not unlike the gladiators of old.

"Hey, let's play wookus!"
"The balls are in Jeff's car and he's totally in Germany."
"Ah, Fuck it. Let's just get high."

by Dr. Wookenstein April 22, 2007

wakulla

aka: "willkillya" -- rural county in north Florida. We rule.
also known as The County.

"where do you live?"
"willkillya county, bitch."
"oh, home of wakulla high school"

by lamnchop June 17, 2008

honey wookums

A sweet nickname for your significant other that shows there's no shame in your relationship

Hey honey wookums!
Hey lover!

by honeywookums April 20, 2014

wookum

noun. courage, excitement, enthusiasm, energy.

I can't seem to get up off the couch because I've lost all my wookum.

by Andrew A Libby January 2, 2006

wokus pokus

The ever increasingly deranged nonsense spouted by the wokerati. The more woke the individual, the greater their level of wokus pokus bullshit.

Carmel is doing my head in with all her wokus pokus. I'm sick and tired of her claiming to be offended by everything and wish she'd just piss off.

by EuroTour Commander [retired] January 7, 2021

wonkulated

wonkulated as having been on a wonkulator-the morning after feeling when you dont know whether you are coming or going or are feeling all inside out

what a night !-i feel like i have been wonkulated

by katski June 27, 2007

workurbate

the act of self pleasure at work.

1-Hey dude, i was at the toilet today at work to take a shit and i heard some strange noise in the other toilet. i think he was workurbate

2-I had a lot of stress today at work ... i had to workurbate to release the pressure

by Rrhc005 August 9, 2016