wimpydick 

the most virgin a man could be, the most driest texter alive

my friends: go fuck with wimpydick girl! actually badass of you!

wimpydick by catzui August 27, 2022

wisky dick 

A wisky dick is when you are so drunk that you cant get your dick out to have sex.

Your at a party and you get drunk and then you want to have sex but your so drunk that you couldnt get your dick out.

wisky dick by MentallyiLL May 28, 2005

Winkydink 

A winkydink is another word for a penis.

John: Dude, You know She was playin with my winkydink last night.
Mike: Awesome dude.

Winkydink by LuckyLukass October 9, 2012

Wittydick 

Someone who does not quote Tenacious D to be a dick.

Jason Engle, that frood is a wittydick.

Wittydick by Flagrant Contempt February 11, 2009

wikdick

This simply means that something is wicked-rediculous

When Margeret thought her $50,000 check was dark-sided I thought that was wikdick

wikdick by GodLessWarriorTM January 28, 2006

wickylickyrong 

something a schoolboy says when he thinks a certain blonde is kind of cute but he does not know enough vocabulary to actually formally ask her to dinner.

san francisco is full of boys who say wickylickyrong

wickylickyrong by pollygetyourkettle June 30, 2006

Whiskeydick 

Two Heavy Metal maniacs with a little country spin from Ft. Worth, Texas who drink more beer & jagermeister than most small countries.
Infamous for songs like Whiskeydick, Wookie Pussy, The 9 inch clitoris, and Blacktooth Grin.

Buddy #1: I feel like getting Drunk, Rowdy and totally jacked up tonight. What should we do?
Buddy #2: Let's go to a Whiskeydick show.

Both: HELL YEAH!!!

Whiskeydick by Riffsta February 23, 2007