by vloky April 14, 2004
A state very similar to Michigan and (unfortuantly) Illinios. Wisconsin is, for some reason, famous for it's cheese. I wouldn't have a fucking clue because the only cheese I eat is the stuff on my burgers. The southern part of the state is mostly suburbs and cities. The largest city of Milwaukee, is actually quite boring. They make Miller beer, Harley motorcycles, and light switches. Milwaukee has a shitty pro-basketball team, the Bucks, an up-and-coming baseball team, the Brewers, and decent college Basketball teams, UWM and Marqutte.
The central part of the state is mainly farm land. Evinrude and Mercury outboard motors are made in central WI.
The north is pure back-coutry. Vilas and Oneida countys are the biggest examples of such. In the winter snowmobiling possibilies are endless, much like the U.P. of Michigan.
All in all, Wisconsion kicks ass. especially the north.
The central part of the state is mainly farm land. Evinrude and Mercury outboard motors are made in central WI.
The north is pure back-coutry. Vilas and Oneida countys are the biggest examples of such. In the winter snowmobiling possibilies are endless, much like the U.P. of Michigan.
All in all, Wisconsion kicks ass. especially the north.
by rice hater March 24, 2006
A state where it was considered almost legal to hunt cats. The law was NOT passed on account of shooting cats is friggin' retarded.
by John K. July 8, 2005
Y'all been up to the northerner parts? Somewhere left a the great lakes is a great place where you can get some GOOD HUNTIN... they even letcha kill the cats!
by Meow April 23, 2005
A state in the midwest. The only state left that offers fine dining in a gas station. A safe place for the elderly and blind to drive. Townies rarely drive faster than 35 mph because they are trying to finish their beer without spilling. Wisconsin is also known to have a hate/hate relationship with both MN and IL. However, MN and IL bond over a common dislike of Wisconsin. Most visitors really enjoy the exits on both the right and left sides of the high way. In a recent poll, 99.9% of out-of- town drivers really love switiching lanes in a panic. People generally like Wisconsin as long as they're not driving.
"Illinois really wants to high five Wisconsin, but they're worried that Wisconsin didn't wash their hands after using the bathroom."
by Thalheimer July 19, 2006
A state north of Illinois, east of Minnisota and south/west of Michigan. Wisconsin is known for its almost disgusting abundance of alcohol and alcoholics. Citizens of this not so fine state have some unfounded, unreasonable, unsubstantiated hatred and fear of anyone from another state, especially Illinois. Wisconsinites are grotesquely ignorant and dimwitted. They seem to think that everyone from Illinois is a carbon copy of the jerks that they see from Chicago (not everyone from Chicago, just the jerks) eventhough the rest of Illinois is much like wisconsin with corn instead of dairy and flatter. People from Wisconsin seem to brag about everything, even negative things like adult/child sex and alchoholism. They also seem to maintain that they are the best for things that they have that every other state in the Union could easily meet or surpass.
We could say that in general, Wisconsin is filled with drunk, inbred, xenophobic retards, but that would be offensive to drunks, inbreaders, xenophobes and the mentally retarded.
by northendwhitetrash January 23, 2007