windgender

Windgender is a xenogender, uses by people who feel a strong connection to the wind or just want their gender to be associated with the wind. The wind can be a gentle breeze or a strong storm, it's up to you.

"I think I might identify with the xenogender windgender! It seems very fitting to me!"

by sucromi.kokocrose April 8, 2022

Kentucky Windage

When shooting a rifle, the adjusted point of aim when compensating for wind.

The rifleman made sure to check his kentucky windage.

by Connor Taylor August 16, 2005

windoes

Usually a term used in place of the popular "windows", namely by people who prefer other operating systems, but have have some kind of way to use certain windoes only programs.

"Oh noes, I had to install windoes."

by Stoove November 12, 2006

Windoze

To sleep infront of your computer after the system being down for several seconds.

Windows ME started lagging, so I Windozed off into a land of chocolate and furry hippopotamuses named Jeffrey.

by B-Drac July 26, 2003

Windosecond

A unit of time, often used by computers to make time estimates, which may or may not reflect reality. Defined as a period of time of infinitely variable length.

Sixty windoseconds make a microsoft minute

This file transfer says it will finish in 30 windoseconds, so it should be done some time between now and next week.

by thejw June 1, 2011

Break Windage

When a man farts so violently during urination that he has to adjust his aim.

Dude did you hear that? I had to use some major break windage to not piss all over the seat.

by Dezmo727 January 8, 2021

windozeing

the act of falling asleep while in front of an open window on a computer so if a superior walks in the subject can quickly wake up and it will appear as though they have been working.

BOSS: Keep up the good work Jenson!

JENSON: (waking up) wha-? oh um two please.

BOSS: You wern't just windozeing were you Jenson?

by Mike Shippo August 20, 2007