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pullin’ a Wilkes 

Usually used to describe overindulgent communications (i.e. texting) and unintentionally friend-zoning yourself. This is done by focusing on obsolete topics and leaving nothing to the imagination. This phrase was named after a novelist who resides just west of the Hudson..
He wouldn’t stop texting me essays about nonsense, he’s pullin’ a Wilkes..
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Your lucky if he's in your presences
very cool dude
Girl : damn he must be a wilbert
Wilbert by baniz_loko October 25, 2011

John Wilkes Booth

Sneak up behind a seated person (prefferably female) and blow your load on the back of their head.
i just john wilkes booth'd your mom
John Wilkes Booth by Drew Donald October 26, 2007

North wilkes middle school 

A school full of fake ass hoes who cant keep their legs together. Drugs and vapes are circling around and the school almost got shot up. The teachers are really rude to the students and dress code is gayer then the boys. Pretty much all the boys are short and they'll probably cheat on you with some twat from East. People pretend to be pregnant to get someone to stay with them. Bullying is not dealt with. The stuck up bitches care more about students grades then their will to live. Someone please show this to our principal. Hoes walk around with their back arched trying to look thicc when in all reality they're flatter then a mcdonalds burger.
North wilkes middle school makes me want to cry and kill myself.
A male gender who is honestly the best person and handsome he is a great friend and he always makes me laugh and always makes my day. He caring and foolish in a good way to other.
Wilber by Pink_crush78 June 30, 2018

The John Wilkes Booth 

When you sit behind an unsuspecting victim in a theater and jerk off, and at just the right moment, shoot her in the back of the head with your load and run out.
"Bill is a maniac...did you hear he did The John Wilkes Booth to Angela at the IMAX during the premier of Iron Man 3?"