Widen

Widen is a name and only cool guys have that name. It menas that your a strong person and everybody respects you.

Widen also menas that you are powerfull and very handsome, everyone wants to be a widen.
Person 1- Hey, whats your name?
Person 2- Hello, Widen
Person 1- oh that's why you are so handsome
by Köttbullarmedmackaroner December 12, 2016
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Widener university

Widener university used to be great. Now boring af
by Fooks. October 01, 2022
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Widener

Joanne, having waited to see him for so long, got such a widener when he finally turned up.
by Nivide September 27, 2020
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morgan widener

That girl is so hot, ya her name is morgan widener, she is my girlfriend
by Westina January 19, 2017
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Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
by danasp_42 May 12, 2021
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eye widener

A person that is so attractive that peoples eyes widen when looking at him/her. Also very sex appealing.
"Did you see that girl at the bar on Tuesday?"
"Yeah, she was real eye widener"
"My girlfriend slapped me for staring"
by Spike* July 02, 2013
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