Wifette

n., (slang, sexual slur); derived from "wifey," formerly "wife."

1) a wife, traditionally female, who is smaller than most humans in stature. 2) a Polish hooker. 3) term for wife used by not-so-ghetto Americans. 4) one who puts the "ette" in wife.

I was driving one day near Gdansk. My wifette looked up at me and said, "Wanna fuck me in a field?"

by MrWebsterHimself December 14, 2010

Wickt

awesome, cool;

Stemmed from the word Wicked, but Wickt is cooler, bitch.

That dog just ate that bird, shit man, that dog is wickt.

by Pinjo April 12, 2004

Wice

This word is the singular version of "twice" "thrice" but can also just mean "one" in general.

I went there wice before.

I want wice goose.

by dstyc October 12, 2008

Matt Wieters

When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects that may be lying on the floor.

I have having a Matt Wieters because I couldn't walk through the Holland Tunnel because of how long my dick is.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

painting the wickets

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.

Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

Wietering

The act of surfing the internet searching for abnormal, bizarre and sick human activities, mostly sexual related (for example docking, fooping, dutch rudder, etc.), while controlling the keyboard with one hand and juggling the willy with the other hand. Wietering is the literal translation for the Dutch word "Pieteren", because in Dutch a willy is commonly referred to as a "Piet".

James: Why is he looking so strangely at his computer screen?
Katie: I only see one hand on his keyboard, so he's probably wietering.

by Punani Master April 26, 2014

winetarian

A winetarian is a person living solely of wine, without eating or drinking anything else.

"Daniel is such a winetarian, he is drinking nothing but wine".

"Jaer, definitely!"

by Winetaster July 14, 2013