Walter Whities: A synonym for tighty whities, which is in turn a synonym for briefs. “Walter Whites” is a play on the name of the fictitious character "Walter White" (a.k.a. Heisenberg) from the Breaking Bad television series. Walter White is clearly partial to tighty whities as evidenced by the many scenes in which he is without pants.
Guy: I need some new underwear.
Girl: Yes. You. Do. And, while you’re at it, would you switch from tighty whities to boxers? Your tighty whities are lame. Boxers will liven things up a bit.
Guy: Well, my Walter Whities provide the support that my boys need. I’m an active guy.
Girl: Did you say Walter Whities?
Guy: Yeah. You know, Breaking Bad? Walter White underwear scenes? Get it?
Girl: Ohhhh… Ooooo yeah… Um, forget what I said about boxers.
Girl: Yes. You. Do. And, while you’re at it, would you switch from tighty whities to boxers? Your tighty whities are lame. Boxers will liven things up a bit.
Guy: Well, my Walter Whities provide the support that my boys need. I’m an active guy.
Girl: Did you say Walter Whities?
Guy: Yeah. You know, Breaking Bad? Walter White underwear scenes? Get it?
Girl: Ohhhh… Ooooo yeah… Um, forget what I said about boxers.
by m_piet October 9, 2013
Get the Walter Whities mug.White briefs that are supposedly tighter than other briefs and are mainly for "little kids". Many teenagers these days wear boxers or boxer-briefs instead of briefs (or tighty whities) because they think if they wear tighty whities they will be made fun of since they wore it when they were younger and it is supposedly for little kids. Why it's only for little kids and that every guy can't wear them, I'm not sure. However, they do offer more comfort and can hide something that boys don't usually want seen.
One kid in a class of 15 boys wears tighty whities. He goes to school and is seen wearing these. He is laughed at because many people think it's too babyish.
by Danny McCann July 19, 2007
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Tighty whities is what I wear ( I'm 14 ) they are close fitting underpants that are comfrarable and supportive they are so good for if you pop a boner in gym class
But at lunch everyone pantsd you and then give you a wedgie. They did this last week and I got a boner all the girls in my year saw and one of them pulled my tighty whigties down
Everyone was staring at my boner !!
But at lunch everyone pantsd you and then give you a wedgie. They did this last week and I got a boner all the girls in my year saw and one of them pulled my tighty whigties down
Everyone was staring at my boner !!
I was wearing bright green and orange briefs today someone shouted " hey are you still wearing them tighty whities !"
No I said
"Prove it , sag to prove it
I said no so everyone pulled down my pants and saw my flurocent green and orange briefs they Tied me up behind the school and wedged me over and over again
Eventually I needed to go to the toilet
When I pleaded with them to let me go they the took my undies and I was left naked I then peed myself
No I said
"Prove it , sag to prove it
I said no so everyone pulled down my pants and saw my flurocent green and orange briefs they Tied me up behind the school and wedged me over and over again
Eventually I needed to go to the toilet
When I pleaded with them to let me go they the took my undies and I was left naked I then peed myself
by Alligator 123456789 April 2, 2016
Get the tighty whities mug.What nerds like me wear. boxer-wearers usually bully anyone caught wearing tighty whities a wedgie. They are good for support, and hold in that part of the body, but you are usually picked on for wearing them, i.e. wedgies, swirlies, pantsed, beat up, called names like nerd, loser ect..
by Todd1232 June 24, 2008
Get the tighty whities mug.I wear tighty-whities everyday, and I like them, but everyone at school gives me wedgies. I recently received a flagpole wedgie by my "friends"
by Austn M. April 8, 2010
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Get the whitie-do mug.A brief style that usually comes in white but can also have patterns and other colors. This style is often considered with little kids. But that is stupid any body should be allowed to wear what they want. But since they are associated with little kids many young men are punished by those breaky boxer wearers. This will usually result in wegies, swirlies, or being pansted.
Those boxer lovers love to make fun of us who love the feel of these great and supportive underwear. They should be worn by anybody just don't be mean to others for wearing them.
Those boxer lovers love to make fun of us who love the feel of these great and supportive underwear. They should be worn by anybody just don't be mean to others for wearing them.
Picture this: you are a 13 in 7th grade getting ready for gym class.
You go into the locker room and take off your pants to put on your gym clothes revealing your tighty Whities. Most people if they see them will make fun of you. I was pansted in class on a day like this scenario. Before this point I was wearing boxers and the I realized how comfortable and supportive tighter underwear can be. I enjoy my tighty whites that's why I put up with being bullied for 3 years.
I heard a lot of people make fun of me for wearing tighty Whities and this normally gets me a hanging wedgie. I was even at school an hour after it closed for the janitor to let me down. If they would break it would have let me make the bus but they don't and I love that. They stay intact almost no matter what you do so they won't RIP while you are wearing them.
I am I. 10th grade no and even though my tighty Whities got me in trouble a lot they were still worth it for the comfort and support they provide me. Just one incident I can't forgive was the girls dragging me into their locker room, they removed my clothes and hung me in a gap between two lockers by my tighty Whities. They left me hanging there while they took pictures of me the janitor let me down after school closed. Over all I think they are worth it they are comfortable no matter what those boxer lovers say.
You go into the locker room and take off your pants to put on your gym clothes revealing your tighty Whities. Most people if they see them will make fun of you. I was pansted in class on a day like this scenario. Before this point I was wearing boxers and the I realized how comfortable and supportive tighter underwear can be. I enjoy my tighty whites that's why I put up with being bullied for 3 years.
I heard a lot of people make fun of me for wearing tighty Whities and this normally gets me a hanging wedgie. I was even at school an hour after it closed for the janitor to let me down. If they would break it would have let me make the bus but they don't and I love that. They stay intact almost no matter what you do so they won't RIP while you are wearing them.
I am I. 10th grade no and even though my tighty Whities got me in trouble a lot they were still worth it for the comfort and support they provide me. Just one incident I can't forgive was the girls dragging me into their locker room, they removed my clothes and hung me in a gap between two lockers by my tighty Whities. They left me hanging there while they took pictures of me the janitor let me down after school closed. Over all I think they are worth it they are comfortable no matter what those boxer lovers say.
by WightyerThanTighty February 14, 2019
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