the white stuff

n. (1) Cocaine, particularly the fine powder of higher purity that is preferred for snorting by the wealthy. However, it CAN sometimes refer to crack rock in the ghetto.

(2) The mixture of partially hydrogenated, synthetic, spun fats and corn sweeteners that constitutes the standard filling in an Oreo cookie.

Her friends always knew that Courtney Love had a predilection for the white stuff.



Cop: Do you have anything on you that I need to know about?

Demetrius: Naw man, we doin' it all proper this time...NAW, whatchu wanna look in there for, man...SHIT that ain'tcho bidness man...

Cop: What's this? (pulls out a sack of crack rocks.)

Demetrius: (Sigh) That's the white stuff, just a little. I'm sorry officah. I ain't never gonna...

Cop: Looks more yellow that white. Did you cook this up, Demetrius? Be honest with me now.

Demetrius: Yessah. Mostly bakin' soda an' some chalk an' some Rat-B-Gone. I'm really sorry officah. I ain't ever gonna...

Cop: (Puts "Big D" into cruiser.) Watch your head there son.

by Carl Willis August 26, 2004

i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023

Pee the white stuff

To ejaculate. To have one's sperm shoot out of the penis after intercourse, typically onto a woman's stomach or back right after you pull out, for safety's sake. This does not occur during the act of making love, this is solely reserved for hot, passionate and animalistic urges for pleasure, not procreation.

So, I was fucking my girlfriend the other day and right before I finished, I had to pee the white stuff all over the place.

by GFY-april2008 February 4, 2010

Salty white stuff

Big boy juice (cum)

Then i squirted the Salty white stuff in his mouth and he moaned

by Tankymansus? May 31, 2021

The White Stuff

Another word for cum or precum. Best used trying to explain orgasm to little kids

Just got of porn and now I have The White Stuff all over my pants

by Die hard Eshay March 19, 2022

Stuff White People Like

A blog (and book) written by fellow white person Christian Lander about things that white people (hipsters) enjoy. The blog discusses everything from expensive sandwiches to gentrification to the Toyota Prius.

Stuff White People Like is hilarious and true.

by WhySoCereal? August 17, 2008

White sticky stuff

Cum

Person 1: You know the white sticky stuff?
Person 2: Ice-cream?
Person 1: No the other one
Person 2: oooooh

by Kissed Patato January 7, 2022