wimpster

One of those pseudo-feminist men who pay really good lip service to feminism but somehow manage to turn any discussion about womens issues into a discussion about men

A guy who pretends to be sensitive to women's issues in order to get ahead with women. Prone to wearing T-shirts that say things like, "Feminists Dig Me." Sex with a wimpster amounts to 2 minutes of random thrusting, 10 minutes of him weeping, then he falls asleep snoring.

Wimpster - one who convincingly feigns being a feminist only as a means of career / personal advancement?

Originally published in Bust Magazine.

Ian is such a wimpster. He hangs out at feminist rallies hoping to score.

by jonez June 27, 2005

whisterpoof

to slap someone upside the head, usually due to their stupidity or idiotic actions.

Guy: did you hear what Micah did?
Girl:yes, we should whisterpoof him!

later...
(Girl and guy on approaching Micah)
"JERK!" *whisterpoof!*

by The Magical Whisterpoofer! April 24, 2009

Whimper

Basically men, moaning it’s very popular on tik tok so u might know..

“kaleb is whimpering!! ”
“Mh~ yes..”

by yourlocalg4y September 1, 2023

Whipster

A Wannabe Hipster

Why did you get a mohawk? You look like a Whipster.

by Patc56 August 30, 2009

whimperbate

To simultaneously cry and masturbate.

When I saw how hot my new step-mom was, it made me want to whimperbate.

by Edc June 9, 2005

whister

a lonley pubic hair left by an unknown person that is clinging to the seat of a public toilet by static electricity. this is the hair that can not be removed with a single whipe of toilet paper as it jumpes from spot to spot from the static cling. the rule upon finding one of these deviant hair is to kneel down purse your lips to blow gently and at the same time make a wish......who needs to wait for a shooting star when these are so common.

teenage girl:oh gross i'm so sick of these nasty freakazoids leaving their hair around...oh well i guess it gives me a free whister.

by erica and erica November 7, 2006

Whisterpoop

1. to deficate out of a helicopter 2. a slight swift smack to the side of the head.

the dumb rich fuck spent all his money to whisterpoop during the game.

by Casey Dyer July 30, 2008