whiskey pig

One stinking, fat, drunken, uneducated welfare witch. She drinks cheap whiskey all day and breathes booze breath on everyone she encounters. She has really bad breath, and smokes like a chimney. Her kids take care of themselves all day in their government subsidised housing, tearing up the place and throwing poop at each other, while she whores it up at the local watering hole. A lot of her kids are retarded from fetal alcohol syndrome. She has a rear end the size of New Hampshire.

"If I had a choice between being with that whiskey pig or death, I would chose death."

by running out of patience February 12, 2008

poops gold and pees whiskey

Someone very important to a group of people.

With as many touchdowns as Derrick Henry makes, they need to protect him like he poops gold and pees whiskey!

by I, Wreckerrr January 31, 2021

whiskey neat

Whiskey poured from a bottle straight into a glass, with nothing else in the glass (no ice, mixer, or water).

By drinking whiskey neat a drinker can appreciate all of the complex flavors the spirit has to offer.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 7, 2022

pulled a whitey

if you smoke too much weed causing you to get fucked up real bad

"last night was so crazy, cant believe the weed was so strong that i pulled a whitey

by trustmedaddy August 28, 2015

whiskey dyke

A girl that only makes out with other girls when inebriated.

"Mellisa is such a whiskey dyke. She's always making out with other fugly chicks when she's drunk."

by flacid January 11, 2009

whiskey throttle

The real whiskey throttle is when you give to much throttle and you start to slip off the back of the bike/4 wheeler and your hand just pulls the throttle more and you go out of control!

Yea i bet you $100 that Jessica is gonna go all out whiskey throttle!

by Scream.X October 11, 2011

donuts and whiskey

Sarcastic response to a query as to acceptable payment for a job.

"Are you kidding? I'd do that for donuts and whiskey."

by JormanThoad March 10, 2017